Federico Bianchi is responsible for the creature leering at you from the top of the page.
I like to think that’s what goes on in my head all day when I listen to people talk.
Info about Federico is almost exclusively in Italian, but I’ve gathered the following: he probably lives in Bologna, he may or may not have a one-man techno band, and he has some youtube videos up–so he certainly wasn’t born in 1638.
The painting, in full, from the 2007 Vienna Art Fair.

Also: watch him paint.